Burlesque which is also based in Chicago. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram livsieck. That will ruin both of your days. An added bonus is free beer during your ride to the park! Or, if you're lazier, this is about as basic as it can be: airplane bottles.
Lime-flavored Sour Patch Kids on the rim. You just made a movie theater craft cocktail. Probably in a bathroom stall, but still Like almost anything besides having a heart attack, drinking is just better a mile above sea level in an aerodynamically designed metal tube. Ingenious covert smuggling method! Pro tip the first: you know those lil' liquor bottles they have on planes? For the most part, they contain less liquid than the ml security standard.
Stock up at your local liquor store! It's that easy! You did it! But listen. It's totally legal to bring those lil' bottles with you, but less so to crack them on the plane. What you choose to do with that knowledge is between you and the TSA.
Ingenious candy method! Try the same gummy-bear trick you used at the movies. You can bring as many gummy bears on a plane as you wish, so long as they fit in the overhead baggage area. Ingenious female sanitary flask method! If for some reason you need to hide that you are bringing any liquor in at all?
Just, again, remember that TSA thing. Baseball is my favorite sport aside from prison-rules curling, of course , but even I understand that America's pastime can be boring as fuck sometimes. You know what makes boring things fun? Ingenious sporting-good-shaped flask method!
Few things to think about: the security rules at baseball games are now approaching airport-levels of scrutiny. Aside from the tips and tricks we've covered so far, the Glask , a -- you guessed it!
Ingenious Little League flask method! If you are sneaking booze into your kid's Little League game, you Or, you might be a hero? Not sure, ask me again when I have kids. Anyway, use this seat cushion flask and you will totally get away with it, even though there are plenty of meddling kids around.
Ingenious flask-that-looks-like-a-body-part method! If you feel too cool to carry a glove to a baseball game and you probably should there are other options. Behold the WineRack , for ladies, which is exactly what it sounds like. For those without boobs, there's a male analogue called the Beerbelly Ingenious flask-that-looks-like-binoculars method! If for some reason you don't want big wine-filled boobs, a big ol' beer belly, or to be holding a glove like a year-old dork, these flask binoculars will do just fine.
Also, you can use them at the opera, too. Because the drink prices at Don Giovanni are just exorbitant. The Wine Rack is essentially a bra-shaped plastic bag that is inserted into a bra with that spout that comes out on the side to make pouring a drink easy and discreet.
Looks like you gained a few pounds? This device even has a spout by your shoes so that you can pour your drink -you guessed it- sneaky. You order a pack of these things to fit a 20 oz Aquafina water bottle. Take the bottle and fill it with your clear liquor beverage of choice and snap on the Camo Cap to make the bottle look unopened. If a concert, amusement park, cruise or sporting event allows you to take water in and you enjoy a good clear liquor, this is the item for you.
Pick these up in the travel section of Target or Walmart. Pros: No security guard would dare suspect what looks to be a tampon would be a flask Cons: Only women can pull of this method of smuggling; Only holds about a shot of liquor per tube; a little embarrassing to be holding what looks to be five tampons in your transparent bag for everyone in line to see.
Camera Flask — Gives the appearance of a digital camera but actually has a hollow chamber inside that can hold five oz. It comes with a small funnel for ease of filling at home or in the parking lot before going inside. Also includes a wrist strap to complete the image of authenticity. Pros: Looks exactly like a digital camera Cons: At a five oz. Take a close look at the Sunscreen Flask tube and it is identical to what any brand of sunscreen would look like.
Even the fine print and the directions of use on the back look identical to what appears on any major brand of sunscreen. The Sunscreen Flask holds eight 8 oz of liquor and has a screw cap that twists off easily for dispensing shots discreetly or when you want to fill it up. Pros: Even with close examination, it looks just like a tube of SPF 30 sunscreen; holds 8 oz of liquid Cons: Can only be used in places where the sun is out to be believable; bringing it to events held indoors or when the sun has gone down will trigger security to be suspicious Purchase: HERE.
Booze Belly — The precursor to the Freedom Flask and manufactured by a different company, the Booze Belly is designed to go around your stomach, under your shirt.
You can see the hose and nozzle can be extended away from the flask for ease of putting a shot into a beverage purchased inside the venue. The Booze Belly is perfect for places where you will not get a physical pat down upon entry. Places like the movies or street fairs where you may get a bag check but not physically touched by security is perfect for the Booze Belly.
Just make sure to wear a baggy shirt or even a sweatshirt so that the outline of the Booze Belly is not easily visible. Holds about 24 oz of liquid so you can easily sneak in enough booze for yourself and have enough left to share with friends you meet inside. Pros: Holds quite a bit of liquor; concealable and hard to detect; affordable price and pays for itself the first time you use it Cons: Not good for liquid that needs to be cold like beer because it is carried up against your body and your body heat will warm it up; Not recommended for venues that include a physical pat down by security.
Purchase: No Longer in production. Can Cover — If you plan on drinking in public, can covers are a great way to conceal your canned beverages from the judgmental eyes of neighbors or law enforcement. The concept is simple in that you take a highly recognizable brand of soft drink, cut off the top and bottom of the can, cut a seam up the side, sand the edges so you do not get cut and you now have a stealth beer can wrap.
We would suggest using a brand of soda that has a base color that is a close match to your beer of choice underneath. Drink Bud Light or Miller Lite?
Use a Pepsi can so that the dark blue outer color blends with the beer underneath at the top and the bottom of the can cover. Pros: From a reasonably close distance, appears to be an average soda can; nobody thinks twice when seeing someone walking with a soda in their hand Cons: Cans are not allowed everywhere especially inside stadiums or other venues; at close inspection you can see small traces of the beer can underneath Purchase: Make your own by following the steps in this online video:.
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